Prison Block Forums .:. Thread: Prisonblock funniest person

15 years ago #121

BrockSTAR

View Profile Send Message Attack BrockSTAR View Posts

Level 14

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months

Posts: 4,711

[quote=skidmore]The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't knowanything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

ok Sweetheart  Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'theprison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is  put theprisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes butthe girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives hima suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recentlyborn foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, Honey, the prisoner escaped again.

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY![/quote]

chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

chi_dogg: 3 points

sohail000: 13 points

skidmore: 4 points

Originally posted by skidmore The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't knowanything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

ok Sweetheart Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'theprison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put theprisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes butthe girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives hima suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recentlyborn foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, Honey, the prisoner escaped again.

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY!

chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

chi_dogg: 3 points

sohail000: 13 points

skidmore: 4 points

15 years ago #122

skidmore

View Profile Send Message Attack skidmore View Posts

Banned

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 16 years, 2 months

Posts: 246

there is 3 students late for class one day the first boy walks into class the teacher ask where have you been he said on top of blueberry hill she said go sit down the second boy walks in teacher says well where have you been he said on top of blueberry hill then a girl walks in the teacher says let me guess you been on blueberry hill she said no i am blueberry hill

15 years ago #123

BrockSTAR

View Profile Send Message Attack BrockSTAR View Posts

Level 14

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months

Posts: 4,711

chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

chi_dogg: 3 points

sohail000: 13 points

skidmore: 5 points

15 years ago #124

skidmore

View Profile Send Message Attack skidmore View Posts

Banned

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 16 years, 2 months

Posts: 246

What did the elephant say to the naked man how do you breath through something so small

15 years ago #125

BrockSTAR

View Profile Send Message Attack BrockSTAR View Posts

Level 14

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months

Posts: 4,711

chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

chi_dogg: 3 points

sohail000: 13 points

skidmore: 7 points

15 years ago #126

skidmore

View Profile Send Message Attack skidmore View Posts

Banned

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 16 years, 2 months

Posts: 246

What's worse than a women getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook

15 years ago #127

woolley

View Profile Send Message Attack woolley View Posts

Banned

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 16 years, 3 months

Posts: 3,762

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

15 years ago #128

BrockSTAR

View Profile Send Message Attack BrockSTAR View Posts

Level 14

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months

Posts: 4,711

Originally posted by woolley Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

ur sig is right

15 years ago #129

woolley

View Profile Send Message Attack woolley View Posts

Banned

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 16 years, 3 months

Posts: 3,762

^^ thanks

15 years ago #130

BrockSTAR

View Profile Send Message Attack BrockSTAR View Posts

Level 14

Status: offline

Prison: South Dakota

Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months

Posts: 4,711

i really mean ur joke sucks n the one below

Item Title

Prisonblock funniest person

Quick Reply