post jokes here i will give prizes to the 1st place n the second place...The second place is better then nothing

1st place- metal fan

2nd place-Scarface or bed with matress

prizes will be given on 10/11/10

think you mean 11/11/10 btw not my joke hahaa

Ok here it goes "One day a man walks into a internet lounge, and he goes and sits down and logs onto prisonblock, a second guy comes in sits a table accross from him, the second guy orders a coffee, he taste the coffee n says to the other guy best thing ive drank in a while dude, first guy not paying attention second guy tries to get his attention but he cant so he finally goes over to the guy and gets his attention and ask wtf hes on after looking and seeing a hitlist, the first guy says oh im playing prisonblock.com its a online game like prison, the second guy just stares at him like wtf dude, first guys like what?, second dude says dude i just got out of prison u know what we do to guys like u in there nothin like that shit, second guy threatans first guy with knife to get in his van after dragging him outside so first guy gets in with computer still in hand and the second guy has been in prison for a while and lets just say has dropped the soap just a lil too muh and starts pulling his pants down and first guy messages the warden saying help help im getting raped, then he doesnt get a reply and goes to forums and sees this forum and see my joke and like wtf that is the worst joke in the world and he messages me and i say i know i couldnt think of anything this makes no since hahahah so the first guy says oh and goes back to getting raped and terry913 wishes he never posted this stupid joke hahah

That jus wasted 3 mins of my life

excatly it was but im still a pimp

0 points worst joke ever

U were never a pimp to start off with

That was more like a story than a joke ha ha

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

stone n ipood u lot wanna tell a joke