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12 years ago  #351
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I mean if you don't know the sun is really hot and can kill you where have you been your whole life? At an ikea store?

12 years ago  #352
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Exactly

12 years ago  #353
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I would let Sara Fabel shit on my chest and destroy my anus with a strapon

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12 years ago  #354
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she is nice....but the strapon ...

12 years ago  #355
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i just bought 50 blunts for 1million.

12 years ago  #356
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I feel like giving a female a nipple twist....

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12 years ago  #357
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The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

] You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those that can do nothing for him!
12 years ago  #358
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Originally posted by KROWNVIC The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

I read devoured first lol

12 years ago  #359
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Originally posted by KROWNVIC The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

Assuming the word "deflowered" was used literally, and not just in place of "fucked", that means he was a smart dude.

I mean, what if he banged some old slut first and gave 38000 virgins herpes.

12 years ago  #360
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fuck that ive deflowerd 4 virgins bahha without bein king

btw virgins are bad in bed

strap up and get a whore for max pleasure

 

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