Have any of you ever had that disturbing sensation of having

someone breathing down your neck while you were alone in a room? Ever had that uneasy

sensation that someone was watching your every move while walking around your

house at night? Remember these cold breezes in your room making you shiver for

just a second?

Scientists would tell you you’re crazy. Spiritualists would

argue that these might be ghosts or spirits entities… Well these 2 groups are idiots!

I have here what scientists call “photographic evidence” and

what spiritualists call “bodies” of these creepy mother fuckers. Because yes,

they’re real!

Now before you start calling a dumb-shit… let me ask you

this. What are the probabilities of having creepy looking sextuplets in one

same jail at one same time? 6? Yeah six, the other one is creeping the market,

go take a look. I think someone noticed him on the balcony.

So who’s the dumb shit now?

But that’s not all, oh no Sirs and Misses. I might have

discovered one of the greatest deceptions of our history! If my theory is

correct, the government might be playing a game with us, “puppets”, since the

second half of the Roman Empire.

I’ll be brief; in 1996 scientists have successfully cloned

the first mammal, Dolly the sheep, and in 2008, they announced us that they

have created a wearable invisible cloak. Now we all agree that the army’s

technology is at least 1860 years more advance than public civilian

technology is, right? *kicks those who don’t agree* I might be wrong on this…

but if I’m correct; the military would have created their first clone in the

year 136 and their first invisible cloak somewhere near 148. This is about 1

century before the half of the Roman Empire’s

total reign; this would have given these bastards more then 300 years to

perfect these technologies; which is more then enough!

This freaks me out too, I know, but what if I’m right? There

could be today as much as 1 of these clones per living person, watching us,

collecting information… Noticed how they all seem to be smiling? Who would

stand behind someone in a prison, smiling, if he didn't have evil

intentions? They’re taunting us, turning off their cloak while no one is

looking and then back on when we turn around. Yeah, I’m sure that’s why they

all have that stupid smile on their face.

But then, what about Chuck Norris in all this? What if these

are Chuck’s minions, sent to absorb our energy? What if these minions are in

fact the source of Chuck Norris’ seemingly infinite power?

Well you would probably tell me that I haven’t read enough

Chuck Norris fact, and you might be right, but don’t forget… anything is

possible in this world…

I'm going to have to make you a "Hilarious Poster" badge

You need to get on them voting links, buddy. Free favors right there.

Whisky, I'm not sure where all the crap that you write comes from, but don't stop.  You are one funny (if not completly crazy) poster.

Cheers.

the prince of darkness (OZZY) is behind it all-don't be fooled by imitations

Nice

lol funny man keep it up lol.

idk bout all that other shit u kickin, but that clonin shit is being used 2 feed civilians 2day, i.e. chicken.....

“They make too many chickens, they

gotta be cloning them. There’s no way they can make that many chickens. No way.

Everybody you know eat chicken. If there was that many chickens, you’d be

grabbing them off the ground. [Laughs] Think about it.”

-Styles P

wat da f**k

Whiskey you spend waaaaaaaay to much time here.