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Shank on sale at Open Market !

16 years ago  #1
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I've got a special shank at the open market for ya'll ! 

  that sucka has some sharp end and some poison in the tip ! 

Price: 500k because of the exclusive poison, it will not kill the, guy but get him to sleep for a while... 

Worth it, trust me ! Stab on da leg, and the guy wont know what hit him ! 

Guaranteed Kill with this ! 

Here are some tactics you can use for Guaranteed Kill !!! 

Tactic Number One : 

1. Wait till the time is 3 am...

2. Go to Billabadmash's cell... You know hes there jackin off to some Iron Man 2 dvd... Hes so hyped up watchin that action that even a flyin santa couldn't take his eyes of the flat-screen...

3. Just walk with normal speed behind him ( no need to sneak up like a thief, read number 2. )

4. Then stab him !  the poison will start takin effects in about few secs... 

5. Steal the goods... ( guaranteed rare goods there ! )  

6. Run off ! before Mufasa does the daily check on the cells! 

Tactic Number Two : 

1. Do this at night when no one is around !

2. Go to 9111337's cell... He trainin' there like dat boi Ronnie Coleman.. So he will not notice easily...

3. Sneak up to the cell door, wait till hes doin em pushups so he will not catch you in action and might go crazy on you because of the adrenaline rush caused by the workout...

4. Sneak up behind him... 

5. Stab dat sucker in the leg !!!

6. Steal the Goods!! ( o boi you wanna take all dem consoles + playboys for  the lonely nights !! ground hogs maybe be a little hard to catch but try, it's worth it...

7. Run off as fast as ya can... and cover that Groundhogs mouth with some bandages stolen from 9111337's cell...that sucker will start screaming and squeakin like a mofo if you don't...

If ya have some good tactics on shankin' , post em up here ! 

Happy shankin

 
16 years ago  #2
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After performing certain acts on a certain lunch lady I've managed to get my hands on an actual prison cafeteria tray.

Protect yourself from the shank antics with this perfect lunchtime defence shield!

In a market near you, now!

mmmmmm.sp3ktacular
16 years ago  #3
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lmao

16 years ago  #4
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sp3k ill giveu 100 lrg waters for it i know im cheap

 
16 years ago  #5
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   Everybody lies.
16 years ago  #6
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chiahaaha

 
16 years ago  #7
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lmao paulo, nice... and disturbing

16 years ago  #8
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BHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

16 years ago  #9
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one sea shell?

16 years ago  #10
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Originally posted by PauloLage

*shock!!* omg that's hot..... even IF it is 6566

 

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