I have one prisoner for sale his name is monsta49 this little bitch will wash your draws clean your cell and give you half his cash on a daily basis sometimes he gets out of line just smack him and tell him to keep quiet the price for this little fish is 5 energy drinks let me know if your interested.

Sounds like a bargain to me! =P

Does he give any lip, or is he polite? Don't wana hafta buy a slave I'm gunna smack up all the time...

You wanna buy him ? if he is not sold by 5pm i am gonna put him on the discount rack

He is a wise ass sometimes i just threaten to sell him to RIVAL and he pipes right now

I could be tempted....does he speak English? And can he make not just a decent cup of coffee, but a good cup of coffee?

Well he speaks "ebonics" i think with a little more time he could be trained to speak full english i really dont have the time to teach him and as for the coffee its amazing i am tellin you he is a deal matter of fact just because i need to make sure he gets a good home i am gonna put him on sale right now for just 4 energy drinks ! i give better deals than wal-mart

now this is sounding more interesting, you may have sold your slave....

I am dead serious lol he is my prison bitch and i do want to sell him dosen't RIVAL need a pet like a mascot or something ?

No, not really, SoA used to be the pets for a while before I joined (kinda the reason I joined too), atm I sorta make most level 1's that spam me for cash my bitches by putting a lot of cash on their head. tis fun.....

Funding the NJ noobies!