I'm sorry to inform ya'll this but it turns out you are all wrong... the correct answer to this thread was get fucked up, fuck as many women as possible & party!!!!.... God and his existence was irrelevant... think about who started this thread.. it wasn't meant for debate...

lmao at 0:48-3:37

i just looked dat shit up :O crazy scientists waste there lives tryin to solve that question. turns out it b/c tha chicken has some kind of protein to make the egg. ithought all birds were like dinosaurs or something ????

lol

yo man dat shit is beyond true.. my redneck homeboy named Savage had me fucked up off of plum moonshine, Jack Daniels & Budweiser last 4th of July... he was surprised as shit that I hung for so damn long.. dat country muthafucka tried to take me hunting wit him da next day... his ass was goin too hard for me, I kno my damn limit

plum moonshine? damn never heard of that, up in the woods doing chemistry and shit, discoverin new flavors. drinking is like breathing with those guys i know what you mean tho

Okay, I've had it, check that shit out:

"Once, all was silence and stillness. This was the Time of Nothing, when the Ancient One rested Its eyes and moved not. Every 55, 555 years, the Ancient One breaks Its rest and opens Its eyes, to see what was not there before. Each 55, 555 years, It closes Its eyes, and all becomes silence and stillness again.

Then the Ancient One opened Its eyes for the 333rd time, and a bolt of Light split the darkness. Thence came [Jehovah] and the other Shining Ones. To delight the eyes of the Ancient One, they Spoke great Words and sang great Songs, and thence wove the world into being."

That's all. There's my creation story. Agree with me or not, it's besides the point.

I wasn't asking if you think God is real or not. Or if you believe in It. Or what's your definition of an Act of God.

The question is: what the fuck would you do if it was the end of the world!!

FUCK til I'm shootin blanks!!!

I'd kidnap Stacy Keibler, Jessica alba, and BEyonce to be my love slaves!