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15 years ago  #61
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Originally posted by SnakeMan Snakes have 2 penises.

Looks like we got something in common...o.o

The Syndicate will forever rule (The Tiger Blood Gang)™
15 years ago  #62
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Originally posted by Sandin
Originally posted by SnakeMan Snakes have 2 penises.

Looks like we got something in common...o.o

say WHAT!@#$%^&*

15 years ago  #63
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my age is: none of your business

15 years ago  #64
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The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

artix aren't you like 12?

15 years ago  #65
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Originally posted by cool_kid The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

artix aren't you like 12?

close enough

15 years ago  #66
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dolphins next to man have the biggest brain for their size

15 years ago  #67
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Originally posted by cool_kid The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

artix aren't you like 12?

14 i think??

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15 years ago  #68
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The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

15 years ago  #69
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Originally posted by KingBen
Originally posted by artix A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

15 years ago  #70
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A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest.

"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"

"Simple", replied the Priest...

"It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"

 

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