Just a recap before you vote... this is what this is about...

A why the fuck I am looked up competition….

Yes you guessed it… write us an explanation of why you are locked inside and post it here… it can take what ever form you like… but god damn don’t write a novel please… and posted it here… a poem, rap, short blurb… whatever… then in 48 hours people can vote on the one they like the most… then the top five will go to the fantastic judges who have offered to give their time and decide which they like best…. And who are these spectacular people…. Well we have my two favourite ladies… the lovely Breezy and 316…. Then we have the infamous Bxboro from Riot Squad, Raul_Duke from the Godmother gang and lovely lord_waffles from Hell’s army… so hmmmm so I guess people want to know the prizes… well again 500k for the first, 300k for second, 200k for third and all top five favourites will get 100k ….(thinks for a second) Hmmmmm I am going to have a bit of criming to do…

Stories have been compiled by the beautiful breezy and will be posted here for your easy to read pleasure... then please pop a vote down for which you like best... lets give it 24 hours...  thank you all... x

I'm going to be adding 2 to 3 stories at a time..depending on length..So my post don't look too overwhelming..First 3..Coming up now..

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1. Ashz

Well there I was just going home from the grocerey store to cook some fukin spaghetti when a group of wanna be gangsters mugged me and beat me half to death. I then spent half a year in a coma while my mom died and my wife left me. When I got out I decided death would not suffice for these assholes so I decided to expiriment with torture. First one I I lowered into a pit of wolves an inch a day till they slowly nibbled all his toes off then his legs then well he was dead. Then I didnt feel like maticulos planning so I ran over one, shot one in the knee then snapped his neck, and last I killed this one guys family and kids then locked him in a room with only a knife and watched him butcher himself. Then I turned myself in.

I had a video camera in the locked room showing him me killing his family. I have no clue how much he watched.

3 kids. Two boy twins 1 girl. ages couldnt tell they bodies were so mudilated Also killed brother and sister. Parents had already died somehow.

Strangeled his kids with barbed wire, slit his wifes throat, beat his brother into a bloody pupl with brass knucks, and sister I threw out his apartment which is on 5th floor. Think she still lives as a vegetable.

2. Lorenzo: The Scorned

well most of it is a blur due to black out anger issues, but as everything starts, all was going what would seem perfect with the beautiful girl and all, then i find out one and half years into the relationship she been behind my back with, supposed to be a good friend after seeing messages on her front screen (mobile phone) i confront her about it and after argueing out of anger she confessed! i lost controll at this point and dont remember anything but waking up to four white walls and chained up by my hands and feet. i then was told i had a sLMentance that could not be differed in anyway and may aswell be the meening of life as it doesent end, reason being i murdered over 80 people including that dirty bitch!

3. Cody8510

i have killed 5 and infected 85 others with anthrax

i placed the anthax spores on letters and mailed them to several media offices and some senators

4. Celsk

i hired a hooker she bit my tounge off i beat the shit out of her, oh why i'm in here i though u wanted to no why vince from slap chop got arrested.....well i'm a political prisoner cuz i killed 5 men in a rage cuz they were eating carrots, what killing and eat veggies is a horrific crime carrot jucie is murder and i would do it again, also for uttering threats i told a farmer if hurt another been i would bite him in 2, i told the judge that was a promise and was convicted on 5 murders and 1 uttering threats, i told the judge when he sentenced me this is my finest hour, so here i am..........................is he eating a salad......dont u run from me

5. Sodalto

Ex SAS Operative.. Did some Black Ops for my old Boss and got put in here for blowing up a block of flats full of columbian drug dealers. Unfortunately the 5.0 dident know that. My old boss couldent do much but he did get me here. To the weakest prison he could find..

6. Supremagnetic

girl friends ex husbend picked up her daughters from day care one 5 other one 7 years old and headed to the beer store....got a bottle and took them to mcdonlds to eat. he slips boose into his drink while they eat and play in the playground. hes still drinkin. after the bottle was finished and the sun was setting he tells them its time to go home. he stagers to the car and gets in without checkin there seat belts. on the way home he swerved to the left and then to the right into on coming traffic. hits a car head on and the girls fly out the front window 200 feet and died on the spot. he walks out with miner scratches. long story short judge only gave him 6 months and AA classes. i stood up and shot him in the head and the bailliff drew his weapon and i shot him. turn around and looked at the judge and pointed my gun to his head grabed his hammer and at the same time the hammer hit.... the bullet went through his head and i said court over....droped to my knees and put my hands behind my back and looked at my girl and said now take care of my son he will understand when he gets older...

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7.Motionz

I lived in a little town with not many people, mostly everyday there would be parties.discos etc. One day I woke up cravin for some weed then I went and bought some. That same day I was going to visit my mum in the retirement home so I quickly bunned the weed. When I got inside the receptionist told me ''I'm sorry we don't allow druggies in here'' so we kept on argueing until she drops on the floor with blood all over her head, It was me I kept on stabbing her with a nearby fork I found, I scraped it along her head,pulled her eyeballs out of the socket,then all of a sudden everyone is watchin me including my mum. So I was litterally TERRIFIED so I set the place alight get out and locked the doors.

That night I was packing away to go to mexico and change my name to Goncalo Huerez when a strange knock was at the door,it was the mail man) a mail man at 9:00pm!?!)thats when I felt it, the strangest thing on the back of my leg, the cops parylesed me. Then when I woke up here I am in prison

8. E_town_G

Former Edmonton stick up kid E_town_G, was found guilty of manslaughter and

conspiracy to commit robbery Monday (April 12) after a judge ruled over

the case in a New Jersey courtroom.

According to the suspects attorney , russel johnson, E_town_G (born C.J) was found guilty on 9 of the 11 counts he was

facing. The charges stem from a theft that involved the C.J, his brother, bryan james and C.Js former girlfriend Larissa Fisher. Fisher eventually

turned state's evidence against the men.

E_town_G was accused of leading the trio to steal upward of 500,0000

from two men. The incident went awry, however, when James allegedly

shot one of the men.

Fisher testified in the case that E_town_G wasn't present at a hotel

room he rented at the time of the crime. The Suspects attorney spoke to CNN News on Tuesday and expressed frustration about Fishers testimony.

"They found him guilty of conspiracy to commit robbery. There's a

very specific definition of robbery, by force," Johnson explained. "Then

they found him guilty of aggravated manslaughter, instead of

unintentional murder. The theory on which they convicted him leads to

conspiracy.

Johnsonpreviously filed a motion on E_towns behalf to separate his case

from James since the second man was allegedly believed to be the

shooter. The attorney said he feels his client should be facing lesser

charges based on the evidence presented. He has filed an appeal with the

court, and a motion should be made within 10 days, johnson said.

Sentencing for E_town_G is set for July 31.In which if found guilty, will be facing life in prison without the possibility of parole......

9. Nickb:

i was run down by a drunk driver, i had to have both legs amputated an spend the rest of my life pushin my ass about in a wheelchair, so i rolled myself to the drivers house and burned it to the ground why his family slept inside, so im here awaiting trial, im plannin to plead temporary insanity, my lawyer tells me i dont have a leg to stand on

10. Rune2303

wow...looks like everyone is in here for killing someone and uhh...im in here for stealing a burger...yeah.. well i didnt have any money just to bad a police officer was sitting in the café

it was the officers burger and lets just say he was pretty pissed

11. Apollo_Creed

wow some of u guys have some stories to tell..... im just here because i was mistaken for Lawrence Taylor

12.dontkillbrett

i killed a cat

13. BeLikeAMonster

hmm, i've been emplyed here as a cleaner, but i work for csi and i spy for horatio, yeah ;]

14. Paulo Lage

I was sure that wasn't a police station.

But all of the cops between the ashes...

Maybe it was a donut's store. Anyway, i'm here now

15. Rapist

I used to be a news reporter and this happened

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16. PsychoSteve

I didn't see the ink until she flipped the paper over and her face turned white. As she looked up at me with genuine fear in her eyes, I glanced down, and my heart stopped as I saw that someone had written on the back of the deposit slip, "give me the money, i have a gun".

What do you do when faced with a situation like that? My jaw dropped. I tried to form the words... some explanation, but I couldn't do it. My mind was screaming at me to say something, anything that would stop this madness, but as she loaded both small and large bills into an empty bag while still trying to keep one eye on me, I just stood there frozen, unable to make that connection to my mouth that I so badly needed. "I only want to deposit my paycheck!" my mind screamed. But the words never came out.

As she pushed the now full bag at me, my legs turned and ran for the entrance. I was so relieved that some part of me still worked that I didn't think twice as I ran for it, watching the sunlight come closer. I burst through the doors, knocking an elderly couple into the bushes as I ran for my car.

I didn't make it far. A few miles away everything came crashing down on me as I realized I had turned over my driver's license with the deposit slip. I pulled over to the side of the road to wait and it only took a few minutes for the cops to catch up. They came from everywhere, and I knew life as I knew it was over.

Whether I really had a gun or not didn't matter to the jury, I was railroaded through our justice system and given 25 years with no chance at parole. Now I'm stuck in here with murderers, rapists, and thieves, all because I chose not to use direct deposit.

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17. STOCKS

the reason im in here isnt that bad, it was all down to me not thinkin before my actions,,,,

so it all started of with money problems

i was 13 years old and lived with my girlfriend in the hallway of a block of flats in cardiff

my girlfriend was pregnant and i had 20 pence to my name ( for the american players on here, that is less than a dollar)

i decided i had to take action..

as i walked down the stairs of the block of flats, i saw a crackhead sat in the corner, i pulled by knuckle dusters out and threatend him,

i asked him nicely for all of his money and his drugs, he threw me 50 pence and some coke, and just hid under his blanket, i thaught wow how easy was that, so i caried on down the stairs and saw another crackhead in the corner, when i threated him he just gave me a dirty look,

so i hit him across the face with my dusters, his jay shaterd and he droped all his coke, by the time i got to the bottom of the flats i had about 20 pounds of coke, so i went to my local dealer and oferd it all to him for £50 (about 25 dollars i think)

he acepted the deal and gave me some extasy to get me goin with my new drug dealin job,

i had aranged a deal with someone down a alyway,

i was sat down waitin for him to arive when the crackhead i had takin the drugs and money off come round the corner, i laughed at his angerd face, he just grunted and the next thing about 10 crackheads come round the corner behind him with guns and knifes n bassball bats, i pulled my knife and dusters out and stood up, the main crackhead hit me so i stabbed him 3 times he fell to the floor dead,

another came runnin towards me i splitt his head open with my dusters

i took his bassball bat of him n put my dusters away i ran towards the guy with the gun and splaterd his head with the bat, and took the gun, i shot all of the crackheads that were left standin

as i walked round the corner a cop stoped me, he wanted to do a random check for drugs but after what i had just done i automaticaly shoved the knife into him, i started cryin as it hit me that i had killed alot of people and would have to kill more, i ran up the stairs of my flats, my eyes were streamin i triped up the stairs n broke my nose on the stairs, i finaly got up to my girlfriend, i kissed her on the forehead i gave her all the money i had made and told her i loved her, and told her to moove out of cardiff into a nicer area, i kissed her again and told her to tell the baybe every week of his or her life that i love them,, i walked down the stairs cryin my eyes out when i got outside there was cops everywhere

i pulled the gun out and shot the closest , but there was no bullets left , i heard a girls voice scream i love you!!

a bullet pierced my leg i fell to the floor, the cops rushed me n handcufed my feet together and my hands

they put me to sleep with a dart...

i woke up in a room with just a chair in

i had blood all over me i just fell to the floor thinkin my life was over...

after a while a man with a suit on walked in the door, he told me there was no way i would get away with what i done, he said i was in court in 2 hours because they didint want me in a normal jail i was hated to much,

2 cops walked in and picked me up, they chucked me in a room with water filled haflway up they shoved my head under the water and scrubed all the blood of me and took me to stitch my legs up, they made me go in the court naked

as soon as the judge read what i had done, he said, " i am sentecin you to life inprisonmeant

you will be put in New jersey prison, you will fend for yourself , you will get beat up alot, and after a while you will go into putnam prison, things will get worse for you, in the end u will end up in arizona, you will stay there most of the time,

but then you could end up in louisianna, you could even go further,, after about 70 years in these prisons you will be goin to hell where u might aswell call it a luxery compare to what your in for

and thats the only way you will be able to see your loves ones,

from hell to heaven..

Ive been in prison for nearly 2 months now,

it feels like ive been here for yearss

ive taken alot of beatings,

im just getin on my feet again, its not as bad as i thaught it would be

my baby should be born by now i can just imagine holdin him now, will i ever get to hold it?

i cry every night in my cell thinkin about what has happend,

i often overdose on eds to try end it

im only 14 now ive got a whole life ahead of me of shitt!

18. Whispario

As a kid lived in the over crowded Public Housing community of Regent Park in Toronto, CA.after seeing my father assasinated by the Mob for failing to comply with their extortion attempts, Pops was a stand up guy. Moms n I Move several blocks away from Regent to the Pallisades on San Romanoway, off of Jane n Finch ... waiting for the platform for the train on her way home from work , moms was attacked for her purse and in the struggle toppled on to the tracks and was crushed by the subway car....

....at 13 i was alone, i moved in with my Aunt and lil cousin but when they moved to the states to North Carolina i was again left to stand on my own two feet.my 14th birthday is when I met him... I was lurking outside "Ill Padrino" an small italian restraunt in little Italy, a knowwn hangout for the Whisparo Crime Family of Toronto... Im smokin a blunt ,watching as the Mafiosi come and go to pay their respects to the Boss. Carmine Whispario had made his bones in the olday bootlegging and was there when Lucky Luciano Formed The Commision and La Cosa Nostra was born.

...I drop my lighter and as i look up i see a man walking up to the restraunt with a trenchcoat on ...ints june, so i knew wat was about to happen . I waslk up behind the man as he's waitng for the Don to come out. Two shots from my .38 snub behind his ear solved the Unknowing Boss's problem before it ever started. Carmine took me under his wing, I took his name,and he was like a father to me. Years later as Im a capo of my own crew, i Bring in my cousin back from the states..

...A Rico indictment due to a Rat in the family led to 350 arrests and 223 covictions. Don Whispario And myself included. I faced over 100 years for crimes that included extortion , murde, arms smuggling, kidnapping, Human trafficking, And array of narcotics charges ,

...Sentencing day they hit me with the max sentence. on the way to the transprort van for processing, a black and red suv pulled up and out popps Joey with the P89 and a few fellas from my crew... they spray the Gaurds and Metro Officers and we bail out...after a long highspeed chase down the 400 we blew a tire and flipped .the guys in the back seat diddnt make it, but me n joey bail on foot down the middle of the highway with the assult rifles...as we get surrounded by more law enforcement officers than I care to remember , Joey Pulls back the hammer on his P89 n with a tear in his eye says"Sorry Cuz...I tried"... I tell him put it down cuz...today aint your day. he gives me his rifle n gets on his knees with his hads up... I take a few steps towars the Agent with the bullhorn with both rifles held high above my head and get on my knees ... If lil man wasnt there I wouldve went out in that blaze of glory they talk about... but then who'd look out for my cousin ?

19. JoeyMerlino

well b4 all the Violence and crime I was jus a little kid living in Lawrence Heights in Toronto(some know it as "the Jungle") with my mom, my dad wasnt really a "active parent" being in jail himself for a murder he was a part of.

Growing up in the jungle was about as safe as playing in traffic on the QEW at 3am. I ended up gettin cliqed up with the Jungle City Goons(the neighbourhood Blood set) ,when i was 9. not long after my cousin moved in i had a shoot out with sum kidz from a rival Gang . My Mom saw me turnning into my my dad so she moved me to the furthest place from the city she knew, Down South in the states, in North Carolina. sum time laterz i get a call from Sal tellin my everythings money and to cum home. i did n it was on. he got caught up in sum shit n i tried to get him outta it... you can get the rest from his story....But i wasnt crying...they fuckin tear gassed us!

20. Smals26

You may think I am crazy, but I have a story to tell.

Many people don't know why I am in a gang, but I have a good reason. For

starters, life at home ain't shit; my old man and me be always

fighting, and mama, she really dont do much 'cause she always working or

fighting with my pops. I also have li'l sisters, and all they be doing

is gettin' in the way.

I am 19, and I am in a gang. My gang is like my family. They treat me

real good, and they praise me when I be doin' somethin' right.Once we

jacked some random foo, and I got a lot of praise from my homies. That

really make me be feelin' mighty special. That foo was in the wrong

place at the wrong time, and we showed him we was tuff and we didn't

want him callin' the cops. So we jacked him up and then shot him.

He is in the hospital now, fightin' for his life.

But the feelin of power when the homie fired that gun was really

something! We then started laughin' real crazy, especially when we

robbed his money 'cause we now have money for ourselves. We got money

for the finer things in life, and we can get our hands on some more

drugs, man.

Yeah, we are really tight, me and all my boys. my homies call me Smalls.

We be like a family; we are there for one another, and if one of us is

in trouble, we will fight; and if another gang come crawlin' on our

turf, we WILL fight for our space. Often there is blood shed, but we

don' care; they have NO BIZNESS comin' to where they don't belong!!!

You may remember us from that last carjacking and shooting,where we shot

2 of our enemies but we showed dem. They are dead now, and do you think

we care?? NAWWW!..... The cops were on our tail we now were in a high

speed chase,not much later we hit a car and flipd all i remember was

spinning and then everything blanked i was unconscious, when i woke up

it was to some bad news all three of my homies had died 2 shooting back

at the cops and one died instantly on the accident.Waking up in the

hospital i knew i was coming here n never leaving again.I miss my boys

and all those fun times we had and bow im stuck here for the rest of my

life.