i hired a hooker she tried to bite my tounge off so i beat the shit out of her

Yer the slap-chop guy eh? xD

(That's what that's from right? >.>)

hells ya

Ummm PIracy and robbing a spaceship.

....lets just say they r still finding his pieces...

I'm in here because i gave kanye west that bottle of Hennessy... I don't know what the hell i was thinking lol.

whats good its MAx B, Owwwwwwwwww, im in for 75 to life for Armed robbery, Drug Trafficking, and money laundering.~Coke Wave~

I've been in and out of jails for many years.  Only Misdemeanors.  Fighting and such.  Probation SUUCKS.  They had me on Electronic Monitoring.  Fucking technology these days...

I didn't get my shit together, and Landed in New Jersey for First Degree Murder.  I was selling a $25 bag of weed to this fuckin kid, who tried to rob me for it.  I had no choice but to shoot him.  All over $25....

Being in and out of jails quite often, I've learned what and what NOT to do.  As soon as I hit New Jersey, I knew I wasn't going anywhere..so I needed to make a name for myself.  I nearly beat a few people to death to gain respect really fast.  I knew that i needed to make a statement.  Some were higher up members from other gangs.  Got everyone talking.

New Jersey quickly became Disney for me.  I joined a gang called The Brotherhood.  They had the best grasp on the prison at the time.  In NO time at all I moved my way up to Co-Leader/General.  It wasn't hard as, I already had respect at that time.

They moved me to Putnam, with no warning.  I think I was creating too many problems in New Jersey.  Putnam was okay..no complaints.  I ended up getting into Trading while I was there.  The money was real good.  Not too much fighting.  This was a change for me.

It was time to move AGAIN.  I guess Putnam was getting overcroweded.  They move me to Arizona..

Arizona is where I'm currently at.  When I got here, I realized this is a REAL prison.  People do not mess around in Arizona.  They'll beat you down, just for breathing.  I started hitting the gym and training really really hard.  I needed to gain repsect in a different way here.  It didnt take long...I decided to start a new gang "Rival Fight Club" with my old buddy Barbarian that I hadn't seen since New Jersey.  Right now, I'm living in a large cell, and have most everything I need.  I'm sure ill end up moving soon.  I've heard there is a new prison named "Louisiana" that they send only the dangerous and most violent.  I'm sure I'll end up there soon enough.  No matter what happens, I know I'll always be okay.  I have my back covered...though I can take care of myself.

I'm almost TOO comfortable right now...can't forget this is prison.  I might need to start a Gang War soon... I can't help it...I'll always be Extremely Violent.

Aggravated assault, battery, resisting arrest, contempt, tax evasion, grand theft ice cream scooper, bribery, illegal possession of a lawnmower, arson and murder (I set the judge's doghouse on fire before they even got a warrant out for me, how was I supposed to know the leash was too short?), coyoting people out of Canada, smuggling pickles and eating babies (no, no rather the other way around *cough*) and bible abuse. Oh, and I raped over 50 couches and armchairs.

And I slept with Tiger Woods~

Oh, I forgot to mention...on the side I'm a Pimp for a few of the ladies.  They don't seem to mind.  I treat them good...plus its extra money for all of us.