a haiku challenge

"Haiku-poems can describe almost anything, but you seldom find themes which are too complicated for normal PEOPLE's recognition and understanding. Some of the most thrilling Haiku-poems describe daily situations in a way that gives the reader a brand new experience of a well-known situation. Haiku-poems consist of respectively 5, 7 and 5 syllables in three units"  with a prison block theme   

Should have started with,

An example for us all.

Nice idea though.

i wanted the first one on a new reply and my comp went down as i was riteing it sory

prison block my first

thought upon awakening

have i been raided 

Here's another.....

bake me a cake, mom

and please add a razor blade

to get out of here

got me lol

Was thinking about,

Another response to you.

You figured it out.

Last edited by kingtommy 16 years ago

crown of gold and gems 

for kingtommy prison guard

for his haiku skils

Dinner at chow hall

Dude tries to take my cornbread

Then I whup his ass

I'm not here no'more

Bravo wants to kill me man

Louisiana

You're supposed to share with your spouse.