But that's MY cornbread

I will share with my husband

but all else, hell no

Sharing is caring.

We all love each other here.

Just don't drop the soap.

Outside of his cell

he thinks of Bob's wise words,

“Watch yer cornhole, bud.”

Originally posted by DemonsLady

But that's MY cornbread

I will share with my husband

but all else, hell no

Oh, Demonslady,

The exception to the rule.

Drop that soap often.

Sitting in my cell alone, quiet & inattentive

All the bloodshed lately has me wanting more

Am I losing my mind?!...

I must stay on my game, prison can't beat me.

Time for some push-ups.  Where's my water

(laugh all u want, i dont know what a haiku is. I suppose I'll go read into it now.

Yes, we all wonder

How these ladies all got here

some tried to do this

http://www.efukt.com/20631_Seduction_Fail.html

3 lines, 5-7-5 meaning 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, 5 on the third. fail.

Fuck you, Mufasa.

What the hell am I watching?

Fat bitches are gross.

My eyes!!Ahhh!!!

Mufasa,

 that was just nasty and wrong. I'll be trying to get that shit out of my mind for weeks now. Bad!!

the man says 

thanks for the offer

but my dicks to small for that

just the thought scares me