bought a lap dance out of drunkin pity with my last $20 saturday night. she ended up being nuts. i got more money and took her to the "vip room" where she beat the shit out of me. she kept reminding me that she was "FROM FUCKIN BELFAST" and that, being from "FUCKIN BELFAST" she doesnt "FUCKAROUND". After everytime she said something dirty she would follow it with a "FUCKIN BRILLIANT LUV" and then slap the shit out of me. then she rammed two fingers down my throat without consent and said "SUCK YOU FUCKIN WHORE" followed by further slapping and the reiteration that she was in fact "FROM FUCKIN BELFAST" and that the said preceding assault was "FUCKIN BRILLIANT LUV". Then she made me "FUCKIN EAT IT", called me her "FUCKIN WHORE", slapped me around more, licked my face, bit my ear till bruised, and sent me on my way. I left in pain and not quite sure whether i was happy about the preceding events or not. that being said, if there's any chicks on here from belfast that are making a trip to new jersey this summer, send me a message.

lmao  aww shit

WTF?!!!

beat me for $300. and all i got was to go down on her. shouldnt it be the other way round? shit last time i was in NYC i got an hour long massage AND a fuck from a perfect ten of a japanese girl for $240. NJ really is the most expensive state.

oh shit!! ya'll boys up north go too damn hard for me lmao

Watch the same chick show up this summer lmao

 pay 4 pussy no , shit i get too many freebies.

awww nigga, dat Webbie Savage Life 2.. good shit lol

ya girl she wana fuck me , said she seen me on the tv

 nigga all webbie shit pounds in the car. all of it.

Last edited by BlackDmod 16 years ago

shit happens when you're poundin old-e and poppin sudafed.