cookie, are you gay? did your father touch you in inappropriate places when you were young? did it happen during a father-son fishing trip?

Is that why you hate fishing and your begging everyone to suck your dick? a little bit of revenge? you want to know what it feels like?

When you go clubbing, do you check the guys out? Cuz you seem to be really keen on watching videos of guys rubbing themselves down in suggestive manners..... Do you want to touch them? Do their SWAG turn you on? Especially that fat dude. You must be really lonely, if you're gonna watch a fatass do the dougie.

*takes invisible notes on actual notepad with actual pen*

what motivates you, cookie?

You must love these old as men, who did something as lame as fishing. You keep comin back to our thread. So take your young jerkin ass back to bed before yo momma catch your ass lookin at gay porn again

sexy ass gurls motivate me

and hes jerkin

do you aspire to be one? and do you like to watch the fat guy jerkin?

rofl

fuk nawww and dat fat guy jerkin was funny as fuk but 4 sure yo ugly ass dont turn me on do yo hair bitch

Is this better? Why don't you hurry your lil ass up to Putnam so I can show you just how I do the jcookie... lmao you're gonna think it's unswagtastic

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