Bestiality and Botany are two sexual fetishes that have attracted a rapidly increasing amount of controversy in recent years. Bestiality means being sexually attracted to animals. The animals these people prefer usually varies from person to person, but the most popular ones include pigeons and donkeys. Also, some people practice "botany", in which they have sexual intercourse with plants, such as trees or Mushrooms. It is a very difficult process, and foreplay usually lasts about 6 hours as the person carves a vagina into whatever plant they plan on having sex with. Sex with trees is reportedly very pleasurable, though it can occasionally leave horribly painful splinters.

Sex with inanimate objects, for example, bicycles, is apparently against the law. However, a much more discreet way to get the joy is thrusting a pencil up that special place. Works for men and women. Do not try this at Office Depot, Staples, Wal-Mart, Party Supply Stores, or the Zoo and beware pencils with feathers or knobbly ends...things could get painful, and possibly quite messy. Otherwise, enjoy!!!

Wo_Ot!!!!! **peeks through the keyhole 1st**

*Hear a noice... what is that? Was that a gasp?* Unlocks the closet and SLAM that door in DaBangEms face, EXCUSE ME! Privacy? :P *goes back in*