i got a bottle of champaigne from nowhere
occiffer occiffer i swears to drunk i'm not godss **puke all overs his shoes** and i hav the flu and an inner ear infection
lmao

see i can handle the police
"Dave...DAVE! Its the goddamn cops! *puffs on blunt* Im gunna ask em for directions."

can i see ur licence.... its on the back of my car aint it
No Chip! Chip don't do it!

It was too late! He was walking over, this man was high as shit. Rolled up on em, "Exuse me". Touchin him and shit, "Exuse me! I need some directions"

could be worse a lady bought coke from a guy in alberta and thought she got ripped off so wen to the cops and asked them to test it for her
He started confessin shit he shouldn't " I'm a little high and I need to get to 21st street" The cop said "Calm down, your on 21st street!".

officer can u tell me how to get to 420 high st north


Celsk