DEAR SANTA I WANT 1 OF EVERYSINGLE ITEM IN PB SINCERLY KAYMENKILLER

Dear Santa,

Growin up in a poor family i asked very little luxuries of you and now i shall ask the same, santa could you bless me with a console or two it gets lonely in my cell all alone and friends tend to come over more with videogames and movies top watch

That's sad this guy deserves the best present out of all of us...

Dear Santa,

I work my hardest every day in an attempt to obtain dope delts. I look odd with my sexy-ass traps and bulky frame. My potential for fucking bitches would be tripled if you would just deliver to me what I so obviously deserve.

P.S. Also, a record deal and a lot of money would be nice too

Sincerely yours, Kjorvynn Jeilheilvon Givaln

Dear Santa,

What I want for Christmas this year is:

Some favors

A Nintendo Wii Amenity

A cornucopia

Or is that too greedy? Anything will do really I don't have a chimney but I will leave the combo on a paper under my welcome mat, you can help yourself to anything and I will have some treats waiting for you (Cookies and milk), and a lil prezzie for you too if you decide to drop down.

Merry Christmas

~Maxi~

P.S Hope I can meet Rudolph lol

Last edited by ProdigyX 13 years ago

fuck santa, you got it darling!! bahahahaah