Dear Santa,

I have been a waiting your reply, for 16 fucking years i have been writing to you ya cunt, i'll have...

A Vibrating Buttplug

A Engagment ring for me and RJP

PS: Miraculously, you manage to catch rjp123 [DBB] off-guard and snatch $1,247,177 from him

STUPID HOMO TALK...YALL MUTHAFUCKAS THAT TALK THAT BULLSHIT MUST BE GAY IN RL...TO MUCH OF THAT BULLSHIT GOES ON IN HERE EVERYDAY ALLDAY SHOUTBOX ALL MEN BE IN THERE AND YOU HEAR SEX TALK WITH OTHER MEN.....SHIT NOT FUNNY JUST DUMB

I am gay, whats the big deal there mr.rjp? anyway lets not ruin this thread good work lil_dong, ill see you in my cell rjp, some bum fun

NO YOU WILL SE BIGSI IN YOUR CELL...YOUR DADDY

...... well back to the topic at hand

Dear Santa, this is ur old buddy blb, i kno we havnt spoke since the incident with the egg nog, the two twin elves, and ur misses. and i swear, it was one of the twins that had the clap. but lets just let bygones be bygones and move forward. I would like the chance to sneak into jagans cell before the firesale, and have one selection. or, u can just fix the firesale, so that i select this certain amen. its the last harry potter movie in the series, and i really wanna see it..... in my cell... ill even get gabots to take out his dentures and give u some sukky sukky, he love u long time

thanks for ur time santa,

sincerely,

fuckin_blb

ps: tell the wife i said hello

Of course im there

finally

dear santa,

Ace here you know the guy you couldn't see at the mall those years ago when you had to spend your loot at the gay village?yea well i didn't think ill be asking after that, but here i am, im wondering if you can provide this block with some more buzz, BUZZ, not booze you fat inbred. and by that i mean more events as interesting and time wasting as the ones i was able to participate in. with goodies for our dedication to searching.

Sincerely Ace, that guy who wants to punch you in the throat.

that candle your burning for me gets brighter each week , i dont love you so stop stalking me

Dear Santa,

I know this year hasn't been the best for me and I've been quite the naughty boy. I do think that if we put the good and the bad next to each other, the good would definitely outweigh the bad. Anyways, to get to the point and make things simple for you and your droves of elves, all I want for Christmas is to see the Teletubbies reunited. I know it may seem like a big task and even much to ask for a convict such as myself, but I need friends. Oh, and if you have time, I need a good team on Black Ops 2 zombies so I can get the Tower of Babel achievement. Everyone online sucks, so maybe you and God can work something out for poor ole me. I'll be waiting and roasting my chestnuts on the open fire.

Your #1 fan,

BigBank