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15 years ago  #1
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Subject: Re: Traffic Camera..........

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.

I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding

the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot,

driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny,

 so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more,

but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was

now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

You know, you just can't fix stupid.

 

(jk..i dont drive)

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15 years ago  #2
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Originally posted by mizpeg Subject: Re: Traffic Camera..........

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.

I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding

the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot,

driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny,

 so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more,

but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was

now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

You know, you just can't fix stupid.

 

(jk..i dont drive)

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15 years ago  #3
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, hindsight... thats hilarious!

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15 years ago  #4
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lol

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15 years ago  #6
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we need more lemon pledge

 
15 years ago  #7
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Originally posted by Celsk we need more lemon pledge

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