"i drink cranberry n vodka so i can get drunk n pass a piss test at the same time"

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"I don't need a fishing license, I'm just teaching this worm how to swim." Thats mine lol

"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.

- Advising the President.

- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin."

Sex was so good the neighbors smoked the cigarette.

lol ima say that to my ol lady next time i bang her out lol maybe 2night lol

n worm u just watch despicable me u been on that shit all day was it good will my kids like it ?

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Lmao.

Oh that shit is funny as hell. But threads about minions and other things just made me go

All day

Not as funny as megamind tho but kids will love both

word aint seen both mine still stuck on shrek lol gettin sick of the shit still got 2 youngins they dont understand much they jus love there toons tho they like that superhero fam one that came out tho that was a min ago tho we bout 5 years back on everything

Last edited by kidchronic 14 years ago