Montreal/Toronto. Livin in both places for now

remind me never to go drink tea with your grandmother. Let my eyes heal before they get infected with.... bleh. i am too hungover to come up with something clever enough right now.

*shakes her fist at the world at large*

Infected? No, no my dear. Just remember one day, there will be little Paulo's cracking up from that egg's... It's magnificent.

Tea hangover?

You're becoming brainless Sam?

tea? blur?

I got a bottle of Crown Royal and Wiser's and I should have went for Johnny Walker's and DiSaronno instead...

I love tea but fuck tea. do we agree or do we agree~

You did a bottle of Crown Royal,

Or you actually did Crown Royal...?

I don't DO bottles I drink them

Well, if i drunked a bottle, i would be drunk, then if a girl came to me, i would do her.

See, it's all connected.

yes but maybe it's just my brain still in the gutter.

I drank the bottle (good part of it anyways), I did not do the bottle. I'm not that desperate.

How can you not be desperate? You're a eyeless girl.

You could be dating a bear, you wouldn't know if it was a guy.

Maybe you confused a boy with the bottle... We know how things can get freaky...

That's why I prefer girls.... if they are that hairy then I know something is wrong...

I'll be content with kissing that bottle, anything else is a big no no (not as long as I am sober) and, uh, just no.

I saw a video of a guy putting things up his bum that wasn't supposed to go there. Not in a hurry to try myself~~