#9: By Rkraze1

i didn't do it i swear! i am innocent!

#10: By Prisonowner

i dressed up as grim reaper and ran through a nursing home

#11: By Smaug

parked my car ontop of a cop....

#12: By Ahcheela

Well here I sit 8 months and 18 days later all for the simple fact of running and making a little money.

The courts gave me life but I have an appeal going so who knows how long I will be here. I tried to tell the judge it was only small waters and energy drinks that the higher up's wanted but he wasn't hearing it.

It took damn near a whole swat team to catch me on the outside. When the swat team finally nabbed me they asked where I was going and "I said well I was going to Putnam." They of course asked who my connection was but I don't believe in snitching. They asked me so many question that I was all kinds of confused but I never gave up any names as to who I dropped items off to or where they came from. I guess that is what pissed off the judge.

So basically what I did on the outside is what I still do on the inside. You just can't keep a good runner down.

End of story

Ahcheela

#13: By S1r_Snip3

im locked uup for j-walking

#14: By Greenlines

3 months, 9 days, I don’t know hours, or seconds later; I slowly work myself into an incentive, psychopathic manizer thinking about why I did what I did since the judge assumes it was so wrong when I thought it wasn’t.

3 months, 9 days, I don’t know hours, or seconds earlier, I was walking down the street in a mini-schoolgirl skirt, black kami and a necklace tie while sporting some new high top converse (yes high tops not heels, better to run in than heels hehehe). Since it was a hot day I thought I would check out a the new store that recently opened to by some water, when I see a car of some fine ass guys pull up in a 1969 Chevy SS Impala, damn I felt like in haven. As I keep approaching the store seeing that all the guys but the driver walk into the store to get who knows what, I slowly walk passed the car winking at the driver and walk into the store. Little did I know he ended up following me?

While I was grabbing my water I feel arms slowly wrap around my waist and I’m thinking damn this poor sucka fell right into my trap. Slowly turning around in his grip giving him the sexiest smile ever, knowing every man can fall for a girl with the slightest movement I start rubbing his muscular arms and biting my lip slowly to get his full attention. I peak over his shoulder to see his homeboys are still busy getting stuff I slowly slip my hand down his pocket taking his keys to his car latching them to the inside of my skirt while I kiss him deeply making him think he’s going to get a piece of ass. After kissing his dumb ass for what seemed like an eternity I walk away to pay for my water and he goes to his homeboys thinking I’m going to go back to him but instead I head out the door and hope into his car taking off. Poor bastard should have known better.

After a few weeks pass by I am watching the news and see that he was still looking for the car and gave the cops my description. Having a record of stealing classic cars and low-lows, I went to my garage and took out a bicycle for a ride as I thought hmm why not kill the poor bastard for snitching me out. But instead I was lost in awe when I saw a 1977 t-bird in some person’s driveway. As I hope in it and hot wire the bitch the guy is calling the cops on my ass, but I didn’t care because there was a full gas tank and a road calling my name. After having the cops play cat n mouse they finally caught my ass with some damn road spikes and I didn’t want to crash by avoiding them my joyride way over. After being charged of grand theft auto of I don’t recall how many vehicles, the last of I took and enjoyed turned out to be the judge’s car, Ironic right! Well the damn bastard gave me life.

I SHOULD HAVE WRECKED THE DAMN CAR BUT THEY WERE MY WEAKNESS.

#15: By D3TROIT

i was charged with driving under the influence, defrauding an innkeeper, and driving livestock on city streets after i left a hotel bar on a goat without paying my tab.

#16: By Strongwood

I got thrown in the drunk tank for public intoxication. Some other drunk guy started shit with me. I ended up beating the crap out of him and finished him off with a swirly in the prison toilet. He caught some life threatening disease from the toilet/ toilet water and died a few weeks later... He was son of the judge trying my case. The judge wasn't happy about it. Gave me a life sentence.

#17: By xxxMrBitchesxxx

I was the leader of the world first and largest international prostitution ring (hence my name), had over 30000 girls worldwide in all countries working under me. 2 cops started getting wise about what i was doin and started coming after me. needless to say i was forced to knock them out tie them up and make them watch is a single handedly slit the throats of each of their family members and made them watch their final seconds bleeding out on the floor in front of them. then i severed each of their body parts from a tutorial video a friend lent me from Mr. hannibal lecter, and threw all their body parts in the atlantic ocean. My " methods " of taking care of people led my closest friend to begin to turn on me. He secretly told the FBI about my business and what happened with those cops. So i decided that if my closest friend thought i should go down then maybe it was time to give it up. but then i got to thinking maybe he's lost his fucking mind so i cut his brain out of his head and sent it as a christmas present to his family. the FBI finally caught up to me and decided that death wasn't the right option for me. they wanted me to suffer for all the things ive done. so now im in here with the rest of you. but i will forever be known on the streets throughout the world as xxxMrBitchesxxx

#18: By IMFAMI

1969 CHEVY SS IMPALA....that shit hurt like a mothafucka man... i got my shit took from a firme ass ruca (bad ass chick)...i guess thats what they mean when they say don't think with your dick [LOL] ....but anyways i'll keep it short n simple so that i do not bore anyone and trust me gentlemen this chick looked like she was right out of a fucken porn movie wearing all that school girl shit, smiling at me and shit, you know doing all she could to get my attention. So here I am pancaking my shit to get her attention when next thing u know she gives me the evil eye hahahaha that's what i call it when they wink at u [LOL] !....but then after some good lovin, and jammin out to some Marry Wells nshit i wake up n my car is missing, a few weeks go by, of course i contacted the PO..PO.. and next thing you know she's all over the news. So here I am tryn to plead my case about getting jacked for my vehicle when all of a sudden i get blind sided with a sexual assult charge. Yup she told the cops that she felt fear for her life because I had sexually assulted her when in reality she was in love with my ranfla (car) and did whatever nasty shit she could to get it but now her ass is doing time too for taking another dudes car [LOL] ....So here i am sittin in Putnam when this dude (to make a long story short) KurtCobone starts some shit and i end up taking his fucken worthless life because come to find out the fucker was a pedophile and wasn't worth living..i figured getting a sick fuck outta this world was worth me doing life without the posabillity of parole was worth it due to the fact that i have kids...i apologize if my spelling was fucked up but my life was fucked from day 1 i forgot to mention that i grew up in Mexico and never had the opportunity to read or write till I hit the Jail system so i really feel like this is my home.