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Awesomely bad pick up lines

16 years ago  #1
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Post the worst pick up line you can think of.

I'll go first.

Girl, what's wrong with yo left eye cause you looking right!

Call me Joe.
16 years ago  #2
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Blow me

You searched the yard 15 time(s) and found $0! Wtf ? 02/08/2010 2:11pm You were one of the top contractors to take the hit that mizpeg put out on 31642013. You get $299,383!
16 years ago  #3
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Hey do you have  a hammer? Cause I wanna tap dat ass!

  FEAR THE EYE!!!!!  X_o
16 years ago  #4
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Do you work at Parcelforce?

Because I swear I saw you checking out my package.

mmmmmm.sp3ktacular
16 years ago  #5
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Can you dance the mash potatoes?

16 years ago  #6
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Is heaven missing an angel?

Cause you got nice cans.

 

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