Awesomely bad pick up lines
16 years ago #1
Post the worst pick up line you can think of.
I'll go first.
Girl, what's wrong with yo left eye cause you looking right!
Call me Joe.


16 years ago #2
Blow me
You searched the yard 15 time(s) and found $0!
Wtf ?
02/08/2010 2:11pm
You were one of the top contractors to take the hit that mizpeg put out on 31642013. You get $299,383!
16 years ago #3
RuffNiteLevel 18
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16 years ago #4
Do you work at Parcelforce?
Because I swear I saw you checking out my package.
mmmmmm.sp3ktacular16 years ago #5
31642013Level 22
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Can you dance the mash potatoes?

16 years ago #6
Is heaven missing an angel?
Cause you got nice cans.

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