man and woman sitting beside each other on a plane.every few minutes the woman sneezed wiped her nose with a tissue and visibly shudders for ten seconds eventually the man asked if she was ok she replied sorry for disturbing you i have a rare condition whenever i sneeze i have a orgasm the man was embarrassed but curious and said are you taking anything for it the woman happily replied yes pepper

jonny comes home from pre school and says to his mom , mom i have the biggest willy in my class is it because i am black NO she replied it's because your 25 retard

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Hotel Undertaker

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick

up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said

they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge

erection. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked

guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both

hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see" said his wife, "But how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replied, "Wrong room."