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Make me laugh and get 100k :)

15 years ago  #1
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Okay i did this before.. and it was alot of fun.

soo the first 5 people to make me laugh will get 100k

Any levels can do this..

online jokes can be used also..

Can post more than once.. as many times as u like..

good luck

15 years ago  #2
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Confused Bank Robber

Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.

The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.

The robbery begins.

The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," he said.

He goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and the first lover is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the guys are getting away, the first lover says "I thought you understood the plan!"

The second lover said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," he replied. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

Oi, Be safe.          12/24/2010 8:35am thisisretarded attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 46 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle. thisisretarded Lvl 9 SkinheadBill Lvl 8  
15 years ago  #3
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Originally posted by SkinheadBill Confused Bank Robber

Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.

The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.

The robbery begins.

The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," he said.

He goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and the first lover is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the guys are getting away, the first lover says "I thought you understood the plan!"

The second lover said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," he replied. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

You've sent SkinheadBill $100,000 and were charged a 20% fee

15 years ago  #4
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Thank You HolzCakes

Oi, Be safe.          12/24/2010 8:35am thisisretarded attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 46 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle. thisisretarded Lvl 9 SkinheadBill Lvl 8  
15 years ago  #5
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Originally posted by HolzCakes
Originally posted by SkinheadBill Confused Bank Robber

Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.

The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.

The robbery begins.

The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," he said.

He goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and the first lover is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the guys are getting away, the first lover says "I thought you understood the plan!"

The second lover said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," he replied. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

You've sent SkinheadBill $100,000 and were charged a 20% fee

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15 years ago  #6
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15 years ago  #7
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01/15/2011 3:48pm SuperCreep tried to mug you, but couldn't catch you!

5/2011 madmark123 attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 42 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle.
15 years ago  #8
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Originally posted by COREY1TOUGH

5/2011 madmark123 attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 42 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle.
15 years ago  #9
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Originally posted by COREY1TOUGH

WTF AHAHAHAA

You've sent COREY1TOUGH $100,000 and were charged a 10% fee

15 years ago  #10
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Ill keep it simple:

A man walks into a bar................ Ouch!

 

 

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