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16 years ago  #61
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

16 years ago  #62
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I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!

16 years ago  #63
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Originally posted by PFCwhite If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

tails I get head, heads you get tail.

16 years ago  #64
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why do i get the feeling that there is a few ppl with a notepad and r writing this all down

 
16 years ago  #65
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I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

16 years ago  #66
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Legs are the word of the day.. lets spread the word

  FEAR THE EYE!!!!!  X_o
16 years ago  #67
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You are georgous.. youd look better with my cock in your mouth

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16 years ago  #68
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Originally posted by 31642013  tails I get head, heads you get tail.

 

i got a dime

 

 

16 years ago  #69
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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.

16 years ago  #70
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well the canadian dime has a head and a boat on it, what does the boat mean?

 

 

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