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16 years ago  #111
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How nice does this chloroform smell?

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16 years ago  #112
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 8 months
Posts: 686

Originally posted by Rapist How nice does this chloroform smell?

 

Heh, yeah used that line & a fresh tissue for a prop on a mates gf the other night.

She didn't get it....

16 years ago  #113
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 7 months
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Meh. the only thing I have to say is "sure, I'll give you a backrub"..... inside five minutes she goes "oh stop, stop or I'm gonna have to take you home with me"....

so I just keep going~

16 years ago  #114
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Prison: Putnam
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 520

hey girl how much do you cost????

16 years ago  #115
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Prison: New Jersey
Incarcerated: 16 years, 2 months
Posts: 1

hey u look like my 8th girlfriend, ive onli had 7 girlfriends

16 years ago  #116
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Prison: Putnam
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i may not be fred flinstone but i can make u bed rock

 
16 years ago  #117
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hey girl can i cut your friends throat and use her blood as lube to screw you???? it will be fun i swear

16 years ago  #118
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Originally posted by PFCwhite hey girl can i cut your friends throat and use her blood as lube to screw you???? it will be fun i swear

 

 lets make it a 3 some....

 
16 years ago  #119
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 8 months
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

Hi, Who's your friend?

16 years ago  #120
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Gang: The V_GUNs
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 5 months
Posts: 23,345

Originally posted by Bravo

Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

 

Awwwwwwwwwww that is so cute.... (giggles).... hehe...  i like that one... hehe

 

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