Pick up lines
16 years ago #111
16 years ago #112
Heh, yeah used that line & a fresh tissue for a prop on a mates gf the other night.
She didn't get it....

16 years ago #113
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Meh. the only thing I have to say is "sure, I'll give you a backrub"..... inside five minutes she goes "oh stop, stop or I'm gonna have to take you home with me"....
so I just keep going~

16 years ago #114
hey girl how much do you cost????

16 years ago #115
hey u look like my 8th girlfriend, ive onli had 7 girlfriends
16 years ago #116
i may not be fred flinstone but i can make u bed rock
16 years ago #117
hey girl can i cut your friends throat and use her blood as lube to screw you???? it will be fun i swear

16 years ago #118
lets make it a 3 some....
16 years ago #119
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
Hi, Who's your friend?

16 years ago #120
Awwwwwwwwwww that is so cute.... (giggles).... hehe... i like that one... hehe

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