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15 years ago  #71
Level 13
Status: offline
Prison: Arizona
Incarcerated: 15 years, 11 months
Posts: 195

what has 100 legs and 3 teath?.............. a methadone queue

 
15 years ago  #72
Level 13
Status: offline
Prison: Arizona
Incarcerated: 15 years, 11 months
Posts: 195

paddy says to mick can u help me with this jigsaw think its meant to be a tiger.... mick turns and says to paddy put them back in the box u thick bastard thats frosties

 
15 years ago  #73
Level 27
Status: offline
Gang: Shhmurda Mob
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 5 months
Posts: 1,052

whats the differabce between gingers and bricks..... at least bricks get layed

15 years ago  #74
Level 10
Status: offline
Prison: Putnam
Incarcerated: 16 years, 7 days
Posts: 883

a husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "where the hell do you think you're goin?" he asks. "from now im goin to work on the streets. You can earn $100 for a blow job there, and $150 for sex." says the wife. the husband thinks for a moment, goes to the hallway and puts his shoes on. "Where do you think you're goin?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with ya...I want to see how you survive on $250 a year!"

15 years ago  #75
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months
Posts: 4,711

chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

sohail000: 7 points

same one chingy as b4 i have heard t off a web soz

Originally posted by Chingy a husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "where the hell do you think you're goin?" he asks. "from now im goin to work on the streets. You can earn $100 for a blow job there, and $150 for sex." says the wife. the husband thinks for a moment, goes to the hallway and puts his shoes on. "Where do you think you're goin?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with ya...I want to see how you survive on $250 a year!"

New ones arent funny enough

15 years ago  #76
Level 10
Status: offline
Prison: Putnam
Incarcerated: 16 years, 7 days
Posts: 883

Originally posted by Brock786 chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

sohail000: 7 points

same one chingy as b4 i have heard t off a web soz

Originally posted by Chingy a husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "where the hell do you think you're goin?" he asks. "from now im goin to work on the streets. You can earn $100 for a blow job there, and $150 for sex." says the wife. the husband thinks for a moment, goes to the hallway and puts his shoes on. "Where do you think you're goin?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with ya...I want to see how you survive on $250 a year!"

New ones arent funny enough

yeh i heard that one or looked it up before, i try another

15 years ago  #77
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months
Posts: 4,711

Originally posted by Chingy
Originally posted by Brock786 chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

sohail000: 7 points

same one chingy as b4 i have heard t off a web soz

Originally posted by Chingy a husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "where the hell do you think you're goin?" he asks. "from now im goin to work on the streets. You can earn $100 for a blow job there, and $150 for sex." says the wife. the husband thinks for a moment, goes to the hallway and puts his shoes on. "Where do you think you're goin?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with ya...I want to see how you survive on $250 a year!"

New ones arent funny enough

yeh i heard that one or looked it up before, i try another

who wants me to tell one

15 years ago  #78
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months
Posts: 44

OK BROCK....HERE IT GOES.....:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?.........Because he was dead!" ......hahahhahaha

                                                     
15 years ago  #79
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months
Posts: 4,711

Originally posted by CHI_DOGG OK BROCK....HERE IT GOES.....:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?.........Because he was dead!" ......hahahhahaha

good one

chingy: 7 points

terry913: 4 points

babycakes: 3 points

marty420: 2 points

jigsaw: 2 points

hanako: ???

snakeman:0

pogmaithoin: 1 point

killer2310: 5 points

johnnybozo: 1 point

crackjaw11: write your favorites down

skidmore: 3 points

sohail000: 7 points

Chi_dogg: 3 points

15 years ago  #80
Banned
Status: offline
Prison: San Quentin
Incarcerated: 15 years, 9 months
Posts: 143

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

 

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