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15 years ago  #131
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lol

15 years ago  #132
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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole he says grandpa I bet I can put that worm back in that hole The grandfather replies I'll bet you five dollars you can't It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole the little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the houseThirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars The little boy says grandpa you already gave me five dollars The grandfather replies I know that's from your grandma

15 years ago  #133
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lol

Originally posted by Brock786
Originally posted by woolley Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

ur sig is right

some people really suck these days 
15 years ago  #134
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The winner is:

1ST place: sohail000

2ND place: chingy

wat winners they will be recieving their prizes after they post here

15 years ago  #135
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yo

15 years ago  #136
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Originally posted by Chingy yo

wat prize u chose

15 years ago  #137
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tellme bout that bed

15 years ago  #138
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Originally posted by Chingy tellme bout that bed

k. wen i get outta infirmary

15 years ago  #139
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ight

15 years ago  #140
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Originally posted by Terry913
Originally posted by Stonecoldrobber That jus wasted 3 mins of my life

excatly it was but im still a pimp

IM THE PIMP NOT YOU

 

 

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