say yo # aint in it an i be like yu needa fix tht fo me

sum funny jokes yall..its better to laugh at dumb shit then to argue n fight over it.

What do u call a anorexic wit a yeast infection...... a quarter pounder with cheese

what turn's a fruit into a vegetable?

.........AIDS

Cover Charge $15.00

Round of Drinks $23.00

Table Dance- $30.00

Another round of drinks $23.00

Couch dance and tips $50.00

A round of shots $34.00

Private dance in your hotel room $300.00

Being able to send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: ***PRICELESS****

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. "Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day. Does anyone know another word?" Johnny from the back of the room yells, "I do! I do!" Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. "OK Mike, what is your word." Saturday says Mike. "Great, that has three syllables..." Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"

Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."

"No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob', and that's only two syllables."

I am practicing this, maybe ill be on youtube one day

Young Johnny and Susie were playing doctor, on the back porch when Susie's mom popped in on them. "You're gonna get a good lickin when daddy gets home" she said Susie replied, "Johnny's been doing that all afternoon.