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13 years ago  #51
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Originally posted by Jahx
Originally posted by DR_FiSh someone told me today that if you kill 27 terrorists you get your virginity back

Im gonna try that.. I'll let you know if it is true or not..

u gotta lose ur virginity first b4 u can get it back

13 years ago  #52
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Originally posted by Jahx
Originally posted by DR_FiSh someone told me today that if you kill 27 terrorists you get your virginity back

Im gonna try that.. I'll let you know if it is true or not..

I don't mean students when i say terrorists, so leave ya gun at home when you catch your bus to school....

13 years ago  #53
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Originally posted by DR_FiSh
Originally posted by Jahx
Originally posted by DR_FiSh someone told me today that if you kill 27 terrorists you get your virginity back

Im gonna try that.. I'll let you know if it is true or not..

I don't mean students when i say terrorists, so leave ya gun at home when you catch your bus to school....

“Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.”
13 years ago  #54
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lmao hahahahahahah

Originally posted by supremagnetic man goes to the store with son and buys some beer...his son asked [dad can i buy some beer?] dad asked son well dose ur dick touch your asshole?. son says no...dad says well ur to young to buy beer. dad pays for beer and buys scratch off ticket. son asked dad can i buy scratch off...dad gave in and bought his son one. son scratches the ticket and wins 50,000. dad asks son u gonna split that with me right son? son asked dad well dose your dick touch your asshole? dad says yea....son tells dad well go fuck yourself then lol

Originally posted by RR123 I was picking up my 4 year old son, James, from daycare but he was late out. I saw his classmate Sophie standing with her mother and thought I would just ask her how long he would be.

As I said her name she looked up at me, teary eyed, and I asked what was wrong. She replied "My mummy is selling my pussy because we need money".

"Really?" I asked in response as I looked at her mum, she showed a look of guilt. I said to her "How much for one night?"

Apparently there was some misunderstanding...

13 years ago  #55
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this hasn't been bumped in a while so:

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As my new secretary slowly lowered herself down onto my face, I could practically taste the sweetness of her fanny through her knickers.

"What the fuck are you doing?" she said, quickly standing up, "Get your head off my chair."

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Sorry for staring at your tits...

I thought I was wearing my sunglasses.

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The camera on my new mobile phone is brilliant. It even works under water.

"That's great, Uncle Nigel, but can I finish my bath now please?"

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My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once.

But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out.

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I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.

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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

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Who here wants to play a game of rape?

No? That's the spirit!

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13 years ago  #56
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i just stumbled across some more

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I fucked a dwarf tonight.

It was my first time, but I won't be making a hobbit of it.

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I'd had a few drinks the other night and mistook a dwarf for a small child. I've never been so embarrassed, now I have to live with the sickening knowledge that I fucked a dwarf.

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Went to a midgets wedding recently. I didn't like him, just wanted to see if he vanished when he put the ring on.

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What's red and has 7 little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

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I recently discovered Dwarf porn. Its like kiddy porn only legal.

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I bought a midget porn dvd yesterday. All I need now is a midget dvd player to watch it on.

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13 years ago  #57
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How do u make a 5yr old girl cry twice?

After u pull your dick out you wipe the blood on her teddy bear.

Lol,some guy told this joke to people at the bar and the bartender threw him out. Since rr123 was on a rape kick thought I'd share.

*CHARLIEHU$TLE
13 years ago  #58
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Originally posted by charliehustle How do u make a 5yr old girl cry twice?

After u pull your dick out you wipe the blood on her teddy bear.

Lol,some guy told this joke to people at the bar and the bartender threw him out. Since rr123 was on a rape kick thought I'd share.

13 years ago  #59
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i was watching the paralympics earlier, it has its ups... but fuck me theres a load of downs

13 years ago  #60
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i see the blocks getting a little tense lately....

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Wanted. Sexist homophobe to keep Christians following blindly without question. Must be good with kids.

Apply

The Vatican

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Valentine's day this Thursday. So ladies, don't worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I've got enough restraining orders already.

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The Vatican says the Pope has resigned because he no longer has the strength to carry out his duties.

Fair enough.

At his age it can't be easy holding down a struggling 10 year-old.

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Got a Chinese tattoo that translates into, "No fucking idea." in English.

So now all I do is show it off and wait for people to ask me what it says.

 

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