Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill on my private," he said proudly."What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his private?""Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know

anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the

prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the

prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but

the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him

a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently

born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,

OKAY!

Last edited by IRunThisShit 15 years ago

hey thats my joke .. hu? i poste that on my page 3 days ago ...on

Last edited by pierre 15 years ago

HolzCakes has sent you $100,000

thanks holz

ur welcome, u posted alot, and 1 of them made me cry from laughin i cant remember which one tho lol

this one probly..lol

Yeaaah thats the one!