Pick up lines
well tomorrows satuday so we will c how it works
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
31642013contest over and this one's been said before......
maybe I'll give more prizes if i see a really good, or really nassy one.... we'll see how it goes....
Last edited by 31642013 16 years ago

my favorite
roses are red nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in, it goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag , its not what you think its a tetleys teabag
31642013THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT !! LOVED IT!!! ENCORE!! BRAVO!!
ROTFL
You earn 5K!! if you posted that one yesterday you would have won double!

only just see the forum
mhmhmhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i win most horrable!!!!! (throws his hands in the air and wipes a tear from his eye and wispers "yes i won")

i got one....what starts with an "F" and ends with an "K" and if you dont have it you have to use your hands????

An "FORK" hahahahahahahahaha

31642013ohhhhhh PFC I HAVE A TIAAARAAAAAA YOU CAN HAS IT TWO.....
lalalalala....... there she is.... miss ammmericaaaaaaa.....


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