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16 years ago  #191
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Originally posted by 31642013 hahaha just kiddin C, thanks for havin brought it up to start with....

It was the best we heard in here, but it doesnt mean its gonna work in the outside world... let us know how it works out!

 

well tomorrows satuday so we will c how it works

 

 
16 years ago  #192
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I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

 
16 years ago  #193
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contest over and this one's been said before......

maybe I'll give more prizes if i see a really good, or really nassy one.... we'll see how it goes....

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16 years ago  #194
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my favorite

 

roses are red nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in, it goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag , its not what you think its a tetleys teabag

 
16 years ago  #195
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THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT !! LOVED IT!!! ENCORE!! BRAVO!!

ROTFL

You earn 5K!! if you posted that one yesterday you would have won double!

16 years ago  #196
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only just see the forum

 
16 years ago  #197
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mhmhmhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i win most horrable!!!!! (throws his hands in the air and wipes a tear from his eye and wispers "yes i won")

16 years ago  #198
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i got one....what starts with an "F" and ends with an "K" and if you dont have it you have to use your hands????

16 years ago  #199
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An "FORK" hahahahahahahahaha

16 years ago  #200
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ohhhhhh PFC I HAVE A TIAAARAAAAAA YOU CAN HAS IT TWO.....

lalalalala....... there she is.... miss ammmericaaaaaaa.....

 

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