there was a englishman a leprechaun and a slovak on a plane the plane is about to crash and the pilot says throw out wat we hav a lot of in england so leprequan throws his hat slovak throws his dictionary and englidhman throws slovak and says wev got plenty of u people

"Excuse Me." (female to female) = Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man

a girl gos topub a guy says id please she says I don't have my ID on me I'm 17.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap

Yo MOmma so dumb yo momma so dumb uh uh uh yo mamma so dumb i have nuthin to say about here

Yo' Momma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct

Yo' Mama is so dirty, her teachers gave her A's just for not raising her hand

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw her bread

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she hit rock bottom, she started to dig

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one''

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks up, it starts to rain

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peephole

yo mama so stupid she returend a donut cause it had a hole in middle

n u made them all?

every yo mama joke of my new post exept the last 1 of webs i thought id sher the jokes wiv u

oh thats cool

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