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15 years ago  #91
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Originally posted by Jigsaw Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

That joke is as old as the dinosaurs haha

15 years ago  #92
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so its still funny

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Originally posted by Jigsaw so its still funny

aye a was just makin ma own joke

15 years ago  #94
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

15 years ago  #95
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Originally posted by Jigsaw what has 100 legs and three teeth

a methadone queue

???

15 years ago  #96
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Originally posted by Jigsaw A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

not of webs how many times do i have to say!!!!

15 years ago  #97
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Originally posted by sohail000 There were three boys. one named zip, one named willy and one named pee. they ran away from school but they were chased by the headteacher so zip hid on top of a wardrobe, willy hid inside it and pee stood next to it. soon enough, the headteacher saw the cupboard and at that moment it was break time so all the kids were coming out of class. the headteacher was unaware of this and shouted ZIP DOWN! WILLY OUT! PEE IN THE CORNER!

chingy: 7 points

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jigsaw: 2 points

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15 years ago  #98
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yay im second

15 years ago  #99
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i gave up cuz the last ones i put i didnt get any points and i made them up

 
15 years ago  #100
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guy walks into police station and tells that his mother in law has been kidnapped.

" when was she kidnapped?" asks the cop

" 3 weeks ago" he says

" and ur tellin us NOW?"

" oh yes, ! these were the happiest weeks of my life !" he smiles

 

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