think of some jokes u know already. some long one maybe. never give up man

Heres my joke song. It's your birthday heres your song now your song is overrrr!

A blonde miss the Q44 bus, what does she do?

take the Q22 bus twice.

ahh, my sexy blondes

ok heres how it goes a blonde gets pulled over by a police officer he says license and registration mam, she says gosh i wish u guys would get ur act together yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to you

dont u wanna be first

not funny

little johnny asked for a bike for xmas. his dad says we can't afford it m8! we have a $100k mortgage and ur mum lost her job! next day little johnny is packed and ready to walk out the door. his father asks where he is going! little johnny replies..... i walked past ur room last night and i heard you tell mum you were ready to pull out! then she told you to wait cos she was coming to! and i'm not staying here on my own with a $100k mortgage and no fucking bike!!!!!!

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

Woman yells out window, PIG!

Man yells out window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.

Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen ...

Cooter and Gomer

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,

Cooter said,'Yup,his face is burned up pretty bad.You better roll him over. '

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said,'Nope,ain't Stanley.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said,'Yup,he's pretty well burnt up.

Roll him over..'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said,'No,it ain't Stanley'

The mortician asked,'How can you tell? '

Gomer said,'Well,Stanley had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?'asked the mortician.

'Yup,we never seen'em,but everybody used to say, 'There's Stanley with them two assholes.